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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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